Christmas is coming.
If you have a girlfriend, a very beautiful, very slim, often do housework for you.
What kind of gift are you going to give her?

Please tell me your answer?


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Get cleaning, sweetheart!


Seriously, what year is the OP in???

^ simsample, if you want a very unhappy Christmas (probably all the way until Easter or beyond), go for it.
^ Chax, thumbs up!
^ edulofter, maybe actually butt in and offer to do some housework once in a while? Lifting your feet off the floor when she's hoovering doesn't count.

Speaking from the girl's perspective, unless I reeeeeally wanted cleaning equipment (never have, most likely never will) for Christmas, nearly anything but cleaning equipment would be nice. Can't speak for other women, but I'd rather get a good book or something else that corresponded to my personal interests.

Buying things like scales, too small clothes, a perfume she hates, jewelry she doesn't like, etc. can also be bad. Also, don't get her things you secretly want for yourself, because that's bound to go wrong. If it's a gift that clearly says "I don't know you at all" then maaaybe leave it be and pick something else. Or perhaps just ask her what she wants/likes. It's not that hard

(well, I guess some girls have that annoying subtle hinting flaw that makes them think everyone understands cryptic messaging, so for all those girls out there - just say it straight, alright? Makes things a whole lot easier for everyone, not just men who don't have a clue what their girl wants to be gifted for Christmas and birthdays.)

Remember, not even Santa is fault-free, but perhaps this one is the worst: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrazoIu42Kc (like he says, a wish list would've made things easier, Mrs. Claus )

Lol at everyone getting triggered. They said 'often do cleaning'. Perhaps that was mutually and happily agreed upon just like in my marriage. Even then, 'often' does not mean 'all' and the only people bringing up cleaning products are the responders in this thread (surprised at you simsample for being this judgemental). They certainly didn't. Could it be this person mentioned they 'often do cleaning' to show that he appreciates and acknowledges their partners efforts in their agreed upon roles? Nah, it's gotta be that this person is regressive because we in 2018 have everything 'woke' and right in the world.

Given how short and vague the OP is, it's quite mind boggling how quickly everyone has started virtue signalling. You don't know this person, their relationship, their circumstances, or even what they meant exactly by 'often do cleaning'. You don't have the moral high ground, you're jumping to conclusions based on one sentence and that's ridiculous.

^ Maybe not everything is said in complete seriousness, you know

Sure, sure, none of you are triggered at all.

Holy cow. All this over the OP mentioning the word girlfriend and cleaning in the same sentence? This arrangement works for some couples and not others. Why is that so bad (ASSUMING the OP even means what everyone has extrapolated it to mean)? You've all gone and jumped on your moral high horses because apparently we should all be exactly the same and someone dared to speak a little differently to what the idealistic world in your head is.

And instead of just owning up to the fact you jumped to conclusions, you're all just going to double down and pretend you weren't serious.

Only thing I'm defending here is our human right to reasonable expression without getting our heads bitten off for it. This is just like the poor soul who dared to ask if any Christians resided on the forum. A perfectly harmless question, turned sour for no good reason at all.